28purplelions:

wastelandman:

28purplelions reblogged your post: Laura, stop begging Bailey to be your boyfriend.

Kurtis, Laura would be the best boyfriend. Even better than anyone I’ve dated beforehand.

Wow, from what I know of your beforehands, that would be very exceptionally good!

No Kurtis. It is a very low bar. 

Pizza is not an acceptable date night food. 

Well maybe one date night. Not all of them.

Hey, it’s a vegetable.  He’s just trying to show the ladies how healthy he is.