Kurtis, Laura would be the best boyfriend. Even better than anyone I’ve dated beforehand.
Wow, from what I know of your beforehands, that would be very exceptionally good!
No Kurtis. It is a very low bar.
Pizza is not an acceptable date night food.
Well maybe one date night. Not all of them.
Hey, it’s a vegetable. He’s just trying to show the ladies how healthy he is.