I swear to fucking God, if that cunt calls me filthy, messy or dirty one more time I’m going to punch her in her dirty fucking bitch mouth.
Just because you’re fucking my roomie doesn’t mean you get to re-decorate my fucking apartment. Chip in your 200+ dollars and we’ll talk about it. Fucking ass-cunt-bitch-cocksucker. -.-
(Also, Ian, when you read this, don’t telegraph this. I’m just mad I have to give up my rug and that she keeps nagging at me like that. She wants my room to be clean, she can fucking clean it.)